Nursing A Jerk

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"19 hours." Saylo said toward Sonic. "I can call up some people on the ship, if you want."

Sonic had previously sank down on one of the couches, rubbing his face in aggrivation. But at these words, he dropped his hand back to the arm rest and looked at Saylo in surprise, "You, er, talk to Skycorps?"

"No, I have people."

"Oh, well in that case! Sure!"

Saylo looked at him for a moment, then rolled his eyes and started to reach into his pocket. And it was only then that he realized he wasn't wearing the same thing he was before. "I must be losing my mind..."

"Woman! Where the h*lls my clothes?!" He looked at her with a mixture of anger and boyish humor, his face caught between a scowl and a smile. She changed him?

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Once again, Alana found herself brought back to reality because Saylo snapped at her. The beautiful dingo smirked and got up from her stool, and crossed her arms.
" Just remember Saylo, you're stuck in my house, with nowhere to run. In fact, just for that, you can work in the fields with me after you get a tiny bit better," Alana smiled, before quickly running up a set of stairs.

By the time she got back, she lightly tossed the phone to Saylo, and gave him a nod.
"There ya' go. Oh, and I wasn't kiddin'," She finished.

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"Yeah, I know." Saylo said, watching her rear as she passed with a smirk, then picked up his G.U.N. modifyed com and held it near his mouth, "Pyran, this is Saylo, come in..."

"Saylo, how do I turn this bloody thing off? Do you have any idea what kind of crap you and those gang leaches got me in to?" A voice responded from the other side after a moment, poison and hatred dripped off every word.

"Go cry about it, Pyran, I really don't care." Saylo's voice spoke in responce. He ignored Pyran's question and his tone, which wasn't unusual. "Where are you right now?"

"Sitting in a suite on a flying cruise liner; that is to say the suite is actually a prison cell and I was dragged here by my daughter-from-the-future and all-in-all my life sort of sucks right now. By the way, I'll pay you five bucks if you can make sense of that." There was suddenly the sound of a crash on the other line, and Pyran muttering an, "oops"

"Just keep it together." Saylo beeped back, "I think I've found our silver lining." Well, so he hoped. Saylo didn't like handing over the reigns like this, but in his present condition on the other side of the com, he really didn't have much choice. "Here, hedgehog. Talk to him."

Sonic got up, and approched, taking the com, "Heya', Pyran! I doubt you remember me, but there's some things I gotta' ask ya." Whether or not Pyran remembered him, that was a voice he'd regonize. "Such as where that ship is now."

"You gutless snot-faced rat, I swear I'll kill you if I ever get my paws on you. What did you do?! Lock yourself in a cellar for ten months?! You know, that's about how long it's been since anyone's seen your face. Saylo, hit him for me, will you?"

"Psh, yeah, if I could." Saylo said irritably, flicking his tail as Sonic stood just behind his head at the edge of the sofa's arm rest.

"Hehe...er, well...that's actually a pretty close guess." Sonic laughed uneasily, "I was locked up in a maximum security aqua-cell at Prision island and no one really knew about it. And, you know, water isn't exactly my thing." Yeah, several tons of water. Even if Sonic could swim, the pressure would've crushed him. The only way out was through the tunnel, and with no one to make a distraction or provide a way, it took Sonic's escape a little longer than it usually would. "But the point is I'm here now, and I really need to know how to get to that ship. Is Lanza up there too?"

"How do you know about Lanza? Anyways, yea, she is. Tough luck getting up here though..." Pyran said, trailing off for a moment, "I doubt even your fox friend could manage it. This ship....wait, where are we?" He paused again on his end, ""Think...I think we're actually North. Not the mystic ruins...I think we're North near the mountains now, sort of by the coast... Yea, that's the best guess I got. The Nightslayers might have more information as far as that's concerned, I'm sort of confined to one room and one window myself." He continued, "What happened to Saylo anyways?"

"Awesome. And don't worry about how I'll get there, it might take me a few hours but I'm on my way." Sonic said, then laughed at the last question as Saylo's face faded into a scowl, glaring up at the blue hedgehog as if daring him to say anything. He didn't know though...right?

"He was having damsile in distress issues."

"It had nothing to do with her idiot, now give me back my com!" Saylo snatched for it with his hand unbound by the energy restorer, his claws scraping past the speaker as Sonic pulled it back.

"I'm not done talking though!" The blue hedgehog said, before Saylo's claws caught his jacket and he pulled him closer. "Give. It. back before I blast you across this room you sh*t!"

"Guys! Don't ever contact me again. Ever." Pyrans voice came again on the other end, his tone paniced, before his end faded into static.

Sonic and Saylo paused, looking at it, before Saylo finally smirked, "I think we got him in trouble..."

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Alana slapped a hand against her face and the dingo released a small sigh. Damsel in distress? Did that mean her? Sighing, she got up from the stool once more, grabbing two apples, then throwing each one: one at Sonic, one at Saylo.
"Hey, hero, and butthole! Knock it off! You probably screwed up everything one, two, Saylo, stop being a little brat, three, Sonic, you should know better than to mess with someone who is injured!"

Alana yelled at them as if she was yelling at brothers. Though, when she realized how she just acted, her ears flattened and she gave a smile.
"Eheh....seriously though..."

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Sonic managed to duck and in a flash was on the other side of the couch, crouching and peering over it at her as if she were going to start shooting, though he was laughing.

Saylo, however, wasn't really able to duck, and the apple bounced off his head and landed near the spatula she'd thrown at him earlier, "Ouch! B*tch! What about messing with someone who's injured?!" He turned and shot her a glare, "Live what you teach, d*mn moron."

"Well it's been real fun guys, but I gotta' jet."

Saylo's eyes rounded on him, "Turning coward again?" Sonic opened his mouth to respond, but Saylo beat him to it, "Go kick some *ss, Speedy. And look out for my boys, they're lead by a black hedgehog and I doubt you'll miss them."

Sonic managed to smile as he slipped out the door, "You got it. See ya' Lanie!" And with that, he shot off and could be seen flashing down the road out the window.

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Alana laughed with Sonic, and gave him a wave, temporarily ignoring what Saylo had said. When the speedy hero was gone, she left the door open and frowned, shaking her head at Saylo. Wordlessly she walked out of the room, and pulled out a wheelchair from another room, and rolled it to Saylo.
" Got it yesterday, if you need anything get up and get it *sshole, I got work to do."

Alana replied back sharply. She then gave a sigh, the beautiful dingo then made her way out the door to go work in the orange fields. The dingo grabbed a rake and began to rake a random patch of dirt. Okay, so maybe she didn't actually have work to do but, she, just didn't know what to do. How come all the cute guys are either *sses or taken? Oh, yeah that's right, because I'm just a stupid nerd. Oh, wow what the h*ll, that was an oxymoron. Wait, why am I getting so frustrated? Ugh!